Newly Added Perks of an AMC Stubs Rewards Membership

AMC in association with uncomfortable furniture are proud to announce the latest benefits to the massively successful AMC Stubs Rewards Program. New members as well as current cardholders can enjoy these new perks:

• Free flashlight to check out that Latina's ass

• Free neck pillow for any Terrence Malick movies

• The AMC Stubs app will electrocute you if you log into Netflix

• Personalized license plate: STUBBY ME

• AMC employees will let you try on one of their stinky vests

• The ability to suddenly know all of NaS's lyrics by heart

• You're still thinking about that Latina's ass, aren't you

• Free pair of pants that don't really fit you but they're so nice you'll take a pair, whatever

• Good times (not the show)

• We will teach you how to correctly use the phrase "gig economy" in a sentence

• Seriously, dude, that ass

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Take a Screenshot On Android ZTE ZMAX

1) Make sure the image you want to capture is displayed on the screen.

2) Press and hold the Power and Volume down buttons at the same time.

3) The screenshot is automatically saved in your Gallery.

And speaking of gallery, I'm no art critic, but it's been my experience that the best artists don't sit in the back of a limo and brag about how many dollars their paintings sold for at Sotheby's or whatever just to get the lady friend they're with to sleep with them. Stay safe, kids!