Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

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EADJ FTW!

Hey, remember that July EADJ entry where we totally ragged on TGI Fridays' chef / "food dude" Guy Fieri?


Well, I guess he couldn't take it, cuz look how sad he is now on a more recent menu cover.


EADJ fucked your mother, Fieri! Cock a doodle ballsack!

An Open Letter To Guy Fieri

Dear Guy Fieri,

Okay, I understand. You're making "casual dining" a more approachable, even more fun experience. You're helping re-position TGI Friday's as more "with-it" and "down with the kids." When one visits TGIFridays.com, they're met with a posterized face of your mug and some garage band rock blaring. You're building on the familiar equity of Friday's and giving it some "edge."


But you know what? I don't think any of us need that. We like our shitty jalapeno poppers and precooked chicken sandwiches just fine. We've never expected a proper chef to serve us foie gras and pheasant under glass, because we are eating AT THE FUCKING MALL. So don't try to think you're totally breaking down the barriers of cook and customer by calling yourself a "food dude." That sounds like someone who doesn't wash their hands.

And go wash that shit out of your hair. You're embarrassing your kids.

Fuck a horse,

Eat A Dick Joel

Megan's Reaction to 2G1C

Better late than never, right?



Incidentally, Megan just said yes to Andrew's proposal this weekend. Presumably before he showed her "2 Girls 1 Cup."

Reaction-O-Rama, The Fallout

Mom and Dad discuss 2 Girls 1 Cup and porno. On the way to church, to boot.

SFVOSP Update on EADJ

Witness Todd Crisman admitted having spotted the shorter, fatter version of Scott Peterson last week. He disagreed that SFVOSP was significantly shorter than Scott Peterson "which makes it even more nefarious," but he confirmed that he was indeed fatter. "Significantly."

Todd said that he tried to take a photo of SFVOSP on the way to Starbucks with his mobile phone but creeped out some girls nearby. He also said that SFVOSP seems "genuinely jolly" and always walks with his hands in his pockets.

We at EADJ are pursuing this story closely and will give you more information as it becomes available. Now back to Two and a Half Men, which is already in progress.