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SFVOSP Update on EADJ

Witness Todd Crisman admitted having spotted the shorter, fatter version of Scott Peterson last week. He disagreed that SFVOSP was significantly shorter than Scott Peterson "which makes it even more nefarious," but he confirmed that he was indeed fatter. "Significantly."

Todd said that he tried to take a photo of SFVOSP on the way to Starbucks with his mobile phone but creeped out some girls nearby. He also said that SFVOSP seems "genuinely jolly" and always walks with his hands in his pockets.

We at EADJ are pursuing this story closely and will give you more information as it becomes available. Now back to Two and a Half Men, which is already in progress.