The ProofrEADJer: May Payday Edition

Some Hollywood Movie Ideas Based On Some Toys Spotted At Walgreens

The entertainment complex continues to desperately mine every avenue for ideas for movie scripts.  Here are the latest in-development properties that Universal Studios, Warner Brothers, Sony Pictures, 20th Century Fox and MGM are working on:

"So Soft Baby" starring Sasha Grey and Tom Hardy

An ex-con vows to protect his stripper girlfriend from a marauding band of devil worshipping swordsmen, led by Steve Buscemi.

"Battery Operated Cash Register" starring Sean Astin, Kat Dennings and Michael Douglas

A flea market comes alive when newcomers Astin and Dennings take over the wicker chair repair booth run by veteran Douglas. Karen O and Barbra Streisand collaborate on the soundtrack.

"Brute Construction" starring Toby Maguire, Corbin Bernsen, Cheri Oteri and Dan Fogler

Three gay guys start a construction site and discover the deep-rooted prejudice (and HILARIOUS HIJINX!) in the industry. Cheri Oteri stars as their wacky/sensitive receptionist.

"Street Savage" starring Dane Cook, Rhys Ifans and Alison Brie

A take-no-prisoners, run-from-the-law, lone gun, lone wolf, black sheep from the wrong side of the tracks gets fired from a tanning salon, run by Rhys Ifans, who isn't having it.

"Tommy the Turtle" starring Steve Carell, Eddie Money, Glenn Close and Freddie Highmore

This partially animated family film follows the journey of a computer generated talking turtle as he tries to reconnect with the family that left him at the beach "by accident."

"Play Food Basket" starring Eddie Griffin, David Alan Grier, Vivica A. Fox, and Jamie Foxx

This movie isn't directed by Tyler Perry. Why does that surprise you?

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week Of January 20, 2014

The following are hashtags that are so unpopular, even @kaseyanthony will have nothing to do with them. Feel free to drop them in your Twitter stream:

#nickelbacksgreatesthits

#washingmyscroatwithlavasoap

#afartjokeindowntonabbey

#barbarabuonoscleavage

#stillplayingthemannheimsteamrollerchristmasalbum

#fantasyfootballcirclejerkfucksports

#newsweeksubscription

#eatingpussylikekobayashi

#frumundacheese

#heidimontagphilosophy

#suckerpunchingpeterdinklage

#squidwardissexy

#enjoyingthislongcartripwithnickiminaj

#plannedparenthood4life

#houndstoothjeggings

#suckingyodaoff

#gothkidswritinggoodpoetry

#vomitingwhiletextinganddriving

#damnyankeesreuniontour

#myfartssmelllikedrakkarnoirseriouslyyoushouldsmellthem

An Imagined Conversation

"Okay, drill that last rivet, and I think we're done."

"No, wait, Gordy. Don't come down yet."

"What's the matter? The pharmacy sign is up, and it's level! So, brewskies!"

"Nope. It's not centered now."

"What?! I measured the distance from the letters to the outlines. That thing is centered, Kevin."

"Yes, the letters are, but that gray bar they're on is sticking out the right side. It looks stupid."

"You're stupid."

"Hey, wait a minute. I've got an idea. We still have those extra letters in the truck that say 'Dept.,' so let's fill the rest of that space with those letters! It can say 'Pharmacy Dept.!'"

"That's brilliant, Kevin! Wait. Does that even make any sense?"

"Brewskies!"

I Guess It's Time To Play "Which, Can Erickson" Again.

Match the following 16 toilets (each with a designated chemical from the Periodic Table of Elements) with one of the 16 locations below. Answers will be revealed tomorrow.



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• The Salem Witch Museum, Salem, Massachusetts
• William Morris Agency, NYC
• Muir Woods Mill Valley, CA
• Paula's Fish Place, Leamington, Ontario, Canada
• Unnamed Organization, Chicago
• Shadow Springs Vineyard, Hamptonville, NC
• Manny Brown's, South Street, Philadelphia
• The Winchester Mystery House, San Jose, CA
• Crowne Plaza, Alexandria, VA
• Soho Bar, Ferndale, Michigan
• Lucasfilm, San Francisco, CA
• Assateague State Park, Ocean City, MD
• Racquet Club Ladue, St. Louis
• Andrew Gall's Apartment, Chicago
• Las Vegas Airport
• Alcatraz Island, San Francisco CA