And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Defrost Your Freezer

 Whether you have an older or newer model of refrigerator and freezer, it's always a good idea to keep your freezer clear of frost. Not only can regular maintenance keep your freezer at peak performance, it can also give you room to store more food. Here are the simple steps to easily defrost a freezer:

1) Prepare the area around your fridge/freezer with towels that you don't mind getting a little dirty

2) Unplug your appliance, leave the door open and wait for the ice to melt on its own.

3) If you want to expedite the melting process, you can put a fan near your freezer to help it defrost.

And that's it! Plug your fridge/freezer back in, clean up the area, and you're ready to start using it again!

And speaking of cleaning up, I once drove a group fraternity brothers and a group of sorority sisters separately to a Greek event. And you know what? The sorority sisters were WAY messier, leaving the interior soaking wet with beer and with the floor littered with empties. Some people!

Well, at least they weren't driving drunk. Stay safe, kids!

An Imagined Conversation

"Okay, drill that last rivet, and I think we're done."

"No, wait, Gordy. Don't come down yet."

"What's the matter? The pharmacy sign is up, and it's level! So, brewskies!"

"Nope. It's not centered now."

"What?! I measured the distance from the letters to the outlines. That thing is centered, Kevin."

"Yes, the letters are, but that gray bar they're on is sticking out the right side. It looks stupid."

"You're stupid."

"Hey, wait a minute. I've got an idea. We still have those extra letters in the truck that say 'Dept.,' so let's fill the rest of that space with those letters! It can say 'Pharmacy Dept.!'"

"That's brilliant, Kevin! Wait. Does that even make any sense?"

"Brewskies!"

Signage Is Everything

Spotted at K-Mart this morning. I want Bud Light a lot more than Coors Light, for some reason.

Programming Note

EADJ is pleased to announce that this week is ALL NEW TAGS WEEK, meaning that all of the blog labels you below each post this week will be brand new. This is a fairly new development, as we recently ponied up for more photo storage on this bad boy.

The drawback to this, however, is that any tag you click on will lead you no previous posts now. But we are seeding for the FUTURE, me lads!