The ProofrEADJer: August And Everything After Edition

 Was that a Counting Crows reference? Jesus.

What Recession? What Financial Crisis?

Pictured below, a place for honest, hardworking people to spend their paychecks to provide for their grateful, deserving children.

How the "Door Prizes" Cavalcade of Crap looks now.

Chicago EADJ reporter Vince was good enough to take a recent picture of the Door Prize cabinet in the Creative Department Annex. As you can see, there is still plenty of booty to be pilfered and gotten rid of.





A "mint in box" mop


A Triumph the Insult Comic Dog doll that still works. Too bad what it says isn't as funny as on the show. Vince now has this on his desk.


An impromptu memorial to Dan Consiglio and beans.


Jingoism for your infant.

And although it appears the cabinet is becoming filled to capacity, luckily there is additional storage space:

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Tongue

Thursday is typically a difficult day of the week for Joel. It usually involves waking up in the drunk tank at the police station, getting the dick(s) out of your mouth and finding a way to get to work– just in time– at the quarry.

(The quarry, you say? Yes, it's true. Joel has landed a full-time, steady job at the Lamisil quarry in Modesto. There he works with 4 different quarry teams, or "rock squads," who mine precious Lamisil from the quarry every day.)

Today, however, Joel didn't make it to the quarry on time and was reprimanded. The foreman didn't even let Joel touch his dick. He just bitched him out in his trailer and sent him home early. Joel was understandably crestfallen and hungry.

It's times like this that Joel is glad to have bought that chest freezer in the garage. Emergency dick storage is something he learned in home ec.

(pictured above, Lauren F gets a black tongue from either drinking too much Pepto Bismol or blowing a squid.)

UPDATE: Mystery solved!