Enhance...Enhance...Enhance...

Spotted in Brooklyn...


...a crossing light altered with black tape...


...to make rock 'n roll 'devil horns.'

How the "Door Prizes" Cavalcade of Crap looks now.

Chicago EADJ reporter Vince was good enough to take a recent picture of the Door Prize cabinet in the Creative Department Annex. As you can see, there is still plenty of booty to be pilfered and gotten rid of.





A "mint in box" mop


A Triumph the Insult Comic Dog doll that still works. Too bad what it says isn't as funny as on the show. Vince now has this on his desk.


An impromptu memorial to Dan Consiglio and beans.


Jingoism for your infant.

And although it appears the cabinet is becoming filled to capacity, luckily there is additional storage space:

Ite Adique, Zholl!

Damn that Ticketmaster!

The online ticket broker opened the box office this morning and charged $85 a ticket for an upcoming Michelle Branch concert in L.A. And Joel, being the #1 Michelle Branch fan that he is, has waited months for Branch to come to town just to hear "Everywhere" live. The steep ticket price, however, has forced Joel to pawn almost every copy of Sweet Valley High in his collection, including #101 "The Boyfriend War" with the rare cover. He has also placed an ad in the paper as a "Dick-Eater" for corporate or special events.

EADJ has opened a "Send Joel to Michelle Branch" fund. Donations in amounts of $5, $10, and $85 are welcome. Get ready for some serious female singer/songwriter rocking out, Joel!

(pictured above, Kenurkey presents some Corona concepts to Marshall)