This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

 

Just think. The only thing keeping you from bathing in fresh, bright green lagoon water is Elephant Man and two women with low self esteem.

 

Never, never hire an amateur electrician.

 

Some hip hop artists actually don't endorse Pro Activ Solution.

 

One thing that can ruin a gangsta vibe is if someone in your crew makes farts that sound like a cat meowing.

 

Lumi sits on her golden throne of sparkling good intentions.

 

"Hey, I bet you I can get my ass kicked in thirty seconds. Watch!"

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"Hey bitches over there, I make more money than you. See all my bling? Smell my nuts!"

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No comment. Fuck Chris Brown.

 

You won't go far at Cold Stone Creamery if you keep losing the sherbet scoop, fellas. Keep looking.

Global warming has been attributed to both the proliferation of greenhouse gases from factories worldwide and from White Dogg's sweaty nutsack.

So Where On The EADJ Crappinuum Did "Humanity's End" End Up?

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The most awful part of "Humanity's End" isn't in its lack of story or mediocre acting. It's biggest crime is in its proppage; it honestly looks like the prop master went to a dollar store with two twenties and bought the entire set, props and maybe even wardrobe there, along with some gifts for his kids and a pack of smokes.

The bickering of the crew was actually pretty enjoyable. But the stereotypically EVIL EVIL bad guys were unfortunate.

I would say that "Humanity's End" sat somewhere between "Unbeatable Harold" and "Da Station" for overall suckage. That's pretty low on the Crappinuum, which means it was pretty fucking piss-awful.

If "Humanity's End" were a cupcake, I'd throw it against a wall and draw a chalk circle around where it stuck. What does that even mean?

UAG

The ProofrEADJer, October Edition