Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of January 26

Here are this week's batch of weakass hashtags that you're welcome to use in your weakass Twitter feeds:

#antivaxpundits

#chewingtinfoil

#petdandermerkin

#twofingershavebeeninside

#madpussyasinitsangryatme

#Godisontheotherteamsside

#50shadesofgreysausagefest

#cantgetenoughDeflategatejokes

#notenoughAdamLevineontheradio

#andtherapistsgonnaraperaperaperaperape

Oh, This Is Gonna Be Bad. The Lonnie Quinndex Returns

EADJ continues its coverage of CBS 2's Lonnie Quinn's coverage of this winter's awful weather. For the uninitiated, the Lonnie Quinndex gauges the shirtsleeves of CBS 2 meteorologist Lonnie Quinn, since the degree to which they are rolled up on his arms is DIRECTLY related to how severe the weather is that he's forecasting.

This time, right off the bat, Lonnie Quinn's shirtsleeves are ALREADY above the elbow, meaning the entire Northeast is majorly fucked in the weather department.

Fucked.

Fucked.

Fucked.

10"-16"

Fucked.