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Coming Soon to the EADJ Crappinema: My Boys Are Good Boys

As part of a double featured DVD of Ida Lupino movies (????), My Boys Are Good Boys crosses the teenage energy of All The Kind Strangers with the heist/scam action of Shell Game, creating a hybrid Crappinema feature that almost guarantees to take a poop in your mouth.


Or maybe it's just a very subversive title about Ida Lupino's boobs.

Andrew Eats A Rolly Wrap

Editor's Note: Two weeks ago, Andrew in Seattle read the now-famous Rolly Wrap write-up and requested one of his own. Last week, EADJ sent him one via FedEx. He ate it over the weekend, and here are his words and photos:

The plan to consume my day-plus old Rolly Wrap was a well-executed strategy. As I returned from a shopping trip with my fiance Saturday afternoon, I found myself weak with hunger. It was the perfect time. I opened the Fed Ex to find my Munch Boli wrap in decent shape, considering the cross-country journey. I popped the wrap in the microwave for :45, sat down, opened a bag of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips as a supplement, and went to work.







In short, the Munch Boli was great. I ate every bite in less than 10 minutes, all told. The peppers kept it flavorful, and the meat inside didn't seem harmed from the long journey. The marinara sauce was also excellent.

I found myself satiated and quite happy for the rest of the afternoon and into the evening. I didn't throw up, shart, or cramp. And when none of those things happen, I can confidently deem my meal a rousing success. Thanks, Munch Boli. My curiosity is piqued and my stomach, satisfied. -Andrew

EDITOR'S FOLLOW-UP: For eating meat that had been unrefrigerated for over 24 hours, Andrew receives the very first EADJ Smecial Polonium Mollusk Award as indicated at the bottom of this blog. Also, bonus points for rocking a Transformers t-shirt.

The First Ever Cross-Country Rolly Wrap!

After last week's entry on the Old Bridge Rolly Wrap, West Coast reader Andrew requested one. So it is with great pride that we are sending the first ever cross-country Rolly Wrap to Seattle! A lot of preparation, hidden camera work, and expense was put into this project, so Andrew better fucking like it.



Andrew had requested a "Munch Boil" Rolly Wrap, which consists of peppers, sausage, and mozzarella cheese. A closer examination of the menu, however, shows that it is actually a Munch BOLI wrap. Makes so much more sense now.





It was weird today. People were seriously fascinated by the process of making a Rolly Wrap and watched every step. I asked the girl next to me in line, "Ever see anything like that?" and she responded, "Amazing." I shit you not.


It must be noted that the fresh-out-of-the-oven Rolly Wrap smelled GREAT in the FedEx office. I moved quickly with my back to the cashier to hide that fact that I was shipping a goddamned lunch.


The Rolly Wrap has been shipped via Standard Overnight, so Andrew should get the Rolly Wrap when he gets home tomorrow. We will see how crisp and tasty a Rolly Wrap is after sitting unheated for 29 hours. Mmmmmmm-mmm!


You can also track the Rolly Wrap by clicking here.