Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract changes, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix starting this year:

• The Fake Housewives of Nonproblem Bitchville

• Ray Donovan, Uber Driver

• Game show: "Is That My Finger?"

• All About Sullust, the Outer Rim Planet in the Star Wars Universe

• Project Runaway Tank

• So You Think You Can Collate

• Shitbird Dance Party

• Hé Hau (the upscale French version of Hee Haw)

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Project Manager Wars

• Oversensitive Real Estate Dandies

• Extreme Ophthalmology

• Flip That Slum Property!

• Honey Boo Boo: On Parole

• Egon Spengler: Before He Was a Ghostbuster

• Cabbage

In The Middle Of The Night / I Go Walking In My Sleep / From The Mountains Of Faith / To The Rivers So Deep / I Must Be Looking For Something / Something Sacred I Lost / But The River Is Wide / And It's Racist Appliances

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Bale Hay

Hay is a staple food for livestock during the winter months. Learning how to bale hay requires patience. With today's big hay balers, it's a much easier task. However, the farmer is still dependent on the weather and growing conditions to bale hay that has a high nutritional value for his animals. First, check the condition of the grass. If the grass is at its peak, mow the hay. Let it cure. How long this takes depends on how heavy the grass is and what the weather conditions are. Next, you rake the hay. Depending on the hay rake used, you may have a windrow that is one row of grass. Or it may be two rows of grass folded together.

The next step is to prepare the baler. Grease all the machinery according to the manufacturer's directions. Check all the belts for proper tightness. Load the net wrap or baler twine. Prepare the hay in the windrow. It should have a crisp feel and there should be no wet clumps of hay. Proceed down the windrow with the hay baler attached to the back of the tractor. Straddle the windrow to feed the hay into the intake chamber. You may need to weave back and forth to get the hay to feed into the baler in an even manner.

Watch the indicator lights and the baler. When the bale chamber is full, either tie the bale or wrap it in net wrap. Back the baler up slightly from the windrow, open the baler and drop the bale of hay on the ground. Bale the rest of the field. If the hay clogs in the baler, use the safety chocks. Open the baler and untangle the hay. Remove the safety chocks, and continue baling the hay.

And speaking of hay, if you ever hire my town car service to pick you up from a county fair or any birthday party with ponies, do me a solid and stomp on the ground before getting in the car. That would really make my job a lot more pleasant. Thanks.

Hellooooo Mobius!

This EADJ reporter was lucky to have spotted another Mobius Award outside of the CK reception area. This was at the Henry Ford Museum in Detroit, Michigan!


And not only that, but 2 other random awards were recognized nearby! Like what the hell are these things?!


When she heard the news, Jessica checked the CK reception area in a panic to make sure the Henry Ford Museum hadn't somehow pinched the trophies from Cramer-Krasselt. Yep, they're still there! Whew!


BONUS FUN FACT: The average Mobius award weighs .76 lbs! That's 1/4 the weight of Jessica!