Surprises From Last Week's VidCon

VidCon 2024 has wrapped up, and the industry's leading forum for content creators and. influencers provided lots of surprises to fans and the press. Some highlights:

• Ciabatta Bot used A.I. to make everyone ciabattas.

• Front Dump performed a cover of Gracie Abramss' "I Should Hate You"

• The Diarrhea Sisters gave out free samples

• Jake Paul got knocked out by a Dyson vacuum cleaner

• Khaby Lame appeared to scores of bowing, adoring fans while being carried on a golden palanquin

• Computer generated A.I. hologram influencer ▓▒░█▄■ absorbed a teenage boy and became flesh

The New InfoWars Conspiracy Stories of 2022

As the year draws to a close, the writers at InfoWars have already started laying the groundwork for next year's misinformation campaigns. Here now are conspiracy theories you can expect to see in coming weeks:

• A face mask shortage will force everyone to steal bras and cause lingerie prices to skyrocket

• Harvey Weinstein will make a comeback with a full head of hair and a script for every broad who wants one

• Mulder and Scully are in love despite their constant bickering at work

• Silly string is made from processed unicorn diarrhea

• Party City stores secretly act as embassies to the Nation of Islam

• If you ever force yourself to stop peeing midstream, you can astrally project

• Barack Obama was actually the "Lil Penny" Hardaway puppet from the Nike commercials in the 90s.