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A Few Questions For the Set Decorator of the 1986 Film "Top Gun"

• Why is there a bulletin board in the men's locker room right by the showers? Wouldn't all that moisture make the notices and paper wet?

• Why put it right in front of a bench where wet people would lean against it and get ink all over themselves?

• Why would they need to put FIGHTER WEAPONS SCHOOL at the top of it if all the trainees already knew where they were?

• Why is there a Navy recruiting poster? They're already enrolled in the Navy.

• What is a 'Bandit Day'? This was never mentioned in the film.

• Is Maverick interested in that used guitar for sale? Does he even have the time to pick up a hobby like that?

• Who approves what notices can or cannot be posted on the bulletin board? Is it CAG Stinger? It is, isn't it?

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags: Week of Aug 17

Twitter is still around- mostly as a megaphone for the megalomaniac in the White House. But other people use it, too. And they often use hashtags. Here are some hashtags that they don't often use. Jeez this set-up paragraph sucks.

#anusBedazzler

#tagginggravestonesyo

#2girls1rentalagreement

#didMissPiggygrowacupsize

#overintellectualizingFortnite

#usinghashtagstofindothergreatcontent

#complimentarychefspubes

#puritanbadonkadonk

#shittinginTibet

Project Fountain is BACK!

After the Old Bridge Deli was shuttered for almost a whole week, somebody paid their damn taxes and the city of New York saw fit to let them run their shady business again. And Project Fountain was once again in full swing. This fourth entry ups the ante a little with perhaps the biggest variety of new friends:








But before we smuggled the new friends onto the fountain, we did notice that something was amiss. ONE OF THE FARM ANIMALS WAS REMOVED. Careful examination of file photos confirmed this aberration.


But not to worry. Some curious person had simply moved the sheep up to the water stream. You can see it to the right of where the Jawas ended up.






It must be noted that during this latest operation, some businessmen in a conference room observed us during the installation. They were as incredulous of us playing with action figures as we were of them actually renting out a conference room at the Old Bridge Deli.