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Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month due to demand:

• Straight Dickin'

• I'd Like To Speak To Your Manager: The Unfunny Prank Show

• Highly Sensitive Government Secrets Involving National Security REVEALED!

• DreamWorks Animation Presents: Loogey and Turd

• Now That's What I Call Collating!

And here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their streaming service this month:

• Baguette: An Erotic Journey To The South of France

• A Group of Children Won't Stop Talking About Paw Patrol

• DIS RIGHT HERE!

• Folding Towels: The Bed Bath and Beyond ASMR Community

• The Real Househusbands of The 2020 Pandemic

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain The Concept of "Once Removed" With Relatives

Good question. The words "once removed..."ACK...  mean that... hey... ow... there is a difference of *gag* one generation. For example, your mo... *gasp* your mo... choke... your mother's first cousin is your first cousin, once removed. Oh no. Please... *HACK* You are two generations younger than... *gulp* a first cousin of your grandmother, so... Jesus... you and your grandmother's first cousin... ow ow ow ow ow... are first cousins, twice removed... *neck breaks, dies*

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Chedda didn't care if his friends made fun of him- he bowled his best games with the 5 lb. kiddie ball.

"Aw, shit. Your ass just got CHUBSNUGGED!"

A quick peek inside the giant blue condom showed the prevention of at least eight hopeful emcees.

This is appropriate because people desperately want DJ Clue to go away and die but he keeps coming back again and again with shitty reverb sound effects.

"Hi, I'm La Chat, and I'll be your hibachi chef tonight. No, Joe Watanabe is out sick, but I got you, honey."

Jody and Ernie stood at the valet stand for an awkward 10 minutes before realizing someone stole their car.

Young Dolph later got an official cease and desist letter from the Nation of Zamunda.

CHUBSNUGGED!

Racist Appliances, HO!

Hey, T-Mobile Girl,

Please stop. You're nothing more than a poor imitation of the famous and award-winning "Mac Vs. PC" ad campaign that Apple ran for, like, years.


What, you say that Apple campaign has ended, so it's fair game now? Do you think the public actually has that short a memory? That's pretty insulting. Oh, you say that you're actually a riff- an homage- to the "Mac Vs. PC" campaign, turning it on its ear to parody your service's superiority to AT&T's? Maybe. But if so, you're 1. Not being very clever with the parody 2. Replacing two talented comic actors with yourself and a male model who isn't even remotely interesting 3. Broccoli with beef on rice (asterisk denotes spicy)


T-Mobile Girl, I'm not blaming you for this advertising fiasco. I'm sure you're a nice person, and you seem to deliver your lines with skill, so I'm not going to pick on you. I just find it cynical that someone plopped a pretty girl in a pink dress without any irony or purpose.


After a minor bit of Googling, I've learned this actress is named Carly Foulkes and she's also a bikini model.


Never mind, Carly. Carry on!