The Answers To Yesterday's Which Can, Erickson?

Did you get them all right? I knew you would!

It's Time Again To Play Which Can, Erickson?

Match the location names to the toilets pictured above. To make it easier, we paired each toilet with a K-Pop band name, so if you know your K-Pop, this should be a breeze:

1. Public Market, Emeryville, CA -- Girls Generation

2. Brigs Great Beginnings Restaurant, Raleigh, NC -- BLACKPINK

3. Arlenes Grocery, NYC -- H.O.T.

4. Jerry's Subs, Lanham, MD -- TWICE

5. Point Pleasant Aquarium, Point Pleasant, NJ -- BTS

6. Farm Center of Kensington , Milford, MI -- MONSTA X

Answers will be revealed tomorrow!

The ProofrEADJer: Joel's Hijinx in Korea!

Feel free to play "Sabre Dance" or "Cantaloop" while reading this entry.








Joel later went to a local eatery for:
Dickchi
Dick Bim Bap
Dick Gan Jang
Wang Sun Jun
Dick Gim
Pad Prik (I know, that's not Korean. But whatev)

The ProofrEADJer

The Eat A Dick Joel ProofrEADJer documents the latest syntactic bloopers and makes light of our increasingly failing educational system. Wakka wakka.


Spotted in the Toucan Cleric's Fun men's bathroom. I'm surprised the janitor didn't add a couple of umlauts.


Somebody simply cannot spell 'calendar.' Three strikes and you're aut.

The following entries were submitted by JOEL HIMSELF who has been eating dick in KOREA:




Submit your own misspellings, incorrect verb tenses or improper use of quotations to:

The EADJ ProofrEADJer
297 Hogsnuts Avenue
Suite 3
Birdman, PA 56632

조엘은 거시기, 먹어!

(submitted by JOEL HIMSELF from Seoul, Korea)

If it pees, eat it.

The following are questions from a psychological test that Joel took while applying for a job at Jack In the Box:

YES/NO Do you feel sad or depressed?
YES/NO Feel easily tired or distracted?
YES/NO Do I make you horny?
YES/NO Do you have tense muscles or problems sleeping?
YES/NO Do you ever think about eating dick?
YES/NO Admit it. You do think about eating dick, right?
YES/NO Joel. We're talking to you.
YES/NO Joel.
YES/NO Fine. Don't answer.
YES/NO Do you ever feel exhausted after eating dick?
YES/NO Do you think that maybe you might be eating too much dick?
YES/NO It's not that we're judging you or anything. Maybe you should just cut back a little.
YES/NO Do you feel worthless or guilty?
YES/NO Do you feel angry?
YES/NO Do you sometimes get so angry that you want to garrotte that goddamn receptionist's neck?
YES/NO Do you ever want to hurt yourself?
YES/NO Do you ever have thoughts about hurting yourself?
YES/NO Can we hurt you?
YES/NO Please?
YES/NO Would you like to hurt us?
YES/NO Hey, where are you going?
YES/NO
YES/NO
YES/NO Asshole.

(pictured above, a spectacular display of swooping, organic lines surrounding a sucking, cavernous venue, and a stage)