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This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

The Parental Advisory sticker is unnecessary. Even if you're listening to this with your kids and advising them, you're a terrible parent.

"You locked us out in the alley, Keith?! Dammit, I left my shirt in the apartment! DAMMIT!"

I dunno. Even putting a mutant potato Hitler head on your album cover seems like a risky career move.

Lovely. There isn't a non-trashy option in there.

If this came in vinyl, you can bet I'd spend hours examining this album art. A++!

Hey look. Marcus Mumford joined the class of Saved By The Bell.

Here's a broom and dustpan. CLEAN THIS BAKING SODA UP, LANDON!

It's been said here before, but photos of smoke wafting out of someone's open mouth is not creative or interesting.

Is it just me or does that look like a veiny dick?

No change. I'd be too afraid to upset the Beyhive.

The ProofrEADJer: I Thought We Just Did This Last Friday Edition

More Infections Spotted

RUN!!!!!

The ProofrEADJer: Midsummer Night's Edition

Lid Bib, Mang

Hey, mang. You heard of Lid Bib, mang? New thang, mang. Lid Bib save you from coffee on your shirt, mang. Save your shirt from staings, mang. Why take a chance, mang?

Lid Bib is like what it say, mang. Lid Bib is a bib like the bib you put on a baby, but you put on your coffee, mang. Prevents staings from stainging your shirt, mang. Easy as that, mang; I'm surprised nobody came up with that idea before, mang.


What, you think Lid Bib look ridiculous, mang? I tell you what look ridiculous, mang. Walking into a client meeting with big ol' coffee stang on your tie, mang. That's ridiculous, mang. You'll thang me later, mang, when your shirt and tie are perfect and you land that big Gunderson account, mang. And don' thang me, mang. Thang Lid Bib, mang.