Spotted on LinkedIn

Sure, let's ask about work-life balance to the trillionaire who works warehouse employees so hard that they're forced to piss in jars instead of taking breaks. 🙄

Okay, If You Feel That Way, Ice-T

The ProofrEADJer: Early July Edition

At first I thought it was a Butterfly Effect thing, but then Kenny Rogers was spelled correctly on the front of the CD.

Yeah, maybe not underline the word you spelled wrong.

Happy Independence Day from Eat a Dick Joel!

To all the Independent Women (and Men) Pt. 1, we at EADJ wish you a happy and safe July 4.

Fun random factoid:

In Destiny’s Child's 1999 song “Independent Women Pt. 1” for the Charlie’s Angels soundtrack, during the bridge, they’re actually singing the melody to Blondie’s “Rapture”. 

Bridge starts at 2:55

Deciding Between the B, C, and D options of the Hibachi At Home Service Brochure

I received this brochure from Hibachi at Home Service, who I had neither heard of nor have any upcoming events for.

But upon quick review of the service options, I'd decided if I were to use HAHS's services at some time, it would be between B, C and D.

Why, do you ask? Well, let's review here. A is automatically out because it just looks cramped in both photos. Everybody'd be knocking elbows while they're trying to eat their fried rice or whatever. It doesn't help, either that A is shown indoors. Hibachi smoke everywhere and all that.

B looks good because it has the elegance of the black folding chairs and the red placemats. Black and red can be very bold together. Like the Ocean's 11 movie poster or a page from the "Sin City" comic. The addition of another hibachi grill and chairs on the other side makes it even more of a big event. Fun!

C is similar to B but goes with white chairs, which many people would find more elegant. White and red are also a very bold combination. Like the Ocean's 11 movie poster or a page from the "Sin City" comic. A wedding would be so fun with the bride throwing the bouquet and the hibachi chef throwing shrimp!

D does away with red altogether and goes with a classy white with natural basket colored placemats. Looks like a northeastern clam bake, but with lobster and teriyaki chicken! The hibachi grill cannot be white, however. A shame, really.

FINAL VERDICT: Depending on the event you are planning and the type of group you have invited, any three of these options would be acceptable. Personally, however, I would go with C. The fact that HAHS chose that photo to have the chef standing there makes me suspect that is their favorite, too?

Lame Vintage Leno Monologue!

Chips Don't Lie