This Year in Hip Hop Awfulness

It's easy to damage a car you don't own.

This resembles a game you play in Chrome when the internet is down.

Tron Light Sycle + Eevee + futuristic landcape = ????

I don't understand it but I like it.

You gotta feel bad for a manager who books a rapper for a show and the guy gets raptured.

My kitchen counter before I got a cutting board.

Not a very effective eye chart if you already know every one is Erick the Architect.

Not often you see a hip hop Mona Lisa reference.

A Texas / New York Merged State seems like it would have a huge population. Not sure which way it would vote, though.

This is confusing. A mixtape cover that looks like a photo of a CD? What am I listening to, then?

Good. Keeping shoes off of the bed, at least.

Happy New Year from Eat A Dick Joel!

Do we have any New Year's resolutions? Sure. Here are a few:

• More awareness

• Being more in touch with ourselves

• Being more present in our own and others' lives

• Practicing humility and mindfulness

• Engaging more and promoting wellness

• Having more awareness of our mindfulness

• Showing gratitude for not having Pewter Bear around anymore

Fucking hell. We managed to be free of this pewter motherfucker for a literal DECADE and that glorious record has been ruined. Great way to start off the new year. Fucking fucking FUCK. God DAMMIT.

I Went To the Doctor's Office Recently

The receptionist was rude. The doctor was inattentive.

But at least the space heater in the examination room was friendly.

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Double Take

A sign in Union, NJ:

I've been on computers so much that I first thought this sign said "Access Denial".

If you thought the same thing, we probably talk to each other on reddit.

Merry Christmas 2023 from EADJ!

Another year. Another holiday season is upon us. 

Peace on earth, goodwill to men.

God bless us, every blog!