Showing posts with label Panacea. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 27, 2023

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Dollar Store Throwdown Madness!


An innocent trip to a strip mall got Joel and his chimp servant Chad Yarborough in a heap o' trouble.

The two were "checking out" a new smoothie place over by the tanning salon over by the gym with windows facing traffic– pretty standard stuff for LA. But their trip was interrupted by the discovery of a new Everything-In-the-Store-For-a-Dollar store. Couple that with the fact that Joel just got a $200 paycheck for some freelance work he did in March 2003, and you got a heap o' trouble. I said that already.

So before you could shake your dick in a shotglass of maple syrup, Joel and his chimp servant Chad Yarborough had knocked over 3 displays of stale off-brand cereal to get to the plastic mandals. His shopping basket was filled with pickle harmonicas, oversized crayons and a "Keds" branded incense burner. Employees of the store were desperately trying to calm Joel down, but he was just fucking shit up every which way. Lemme tell you, it was a HEAP O' TROUBLE.

Authorities had arrived 20 minutes later and arrested Joel. All of the merchandise was left with his chimp servant to purchase while Joel was being carted away, but unfortunately the paycheck hadn't been endorsed on the back yet. And the signature "Chad Yarborough" wouldn't match, either.

(pictured above, Bryan can do nothing to control Andrew's rage)

Monday, June 18, 2007

Yay, Photoshop clone tool!

Step on Jessica's crack...

...break Matt Spett's back.