The ProofrEADJer: October Edition

Someone's proofreader must've drouped out of school:

 

Now We Say Goodbye To The Things That Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

And I can't believe it, but here are TWO instances of "spray goodbye":

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

Spotted In Union, NJ

Pictured above, a driver whose interactions with others forced them to purchase FOUR different bumper stickers with the same message.

Oh.

 

It's a HELMET STAND. I see now.

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Hulu periodically renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to the service this month:

• Euphoria - Middle School

• Comedy Central Refuses To Present

• Insufferable Jokesters

• The Roseanne Show But Without Roseanne and Now Without The Kids

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Star Trek: Between Mission Downtime

• Bitcoin Commercials From a Year Ago That Didn't Age Well

• Old Sesame Street Episodes Now in A New Aspect Ratio Where You Can See The Puppeteers' Arms

• Kremating The Kardashians

Slow Down, Lacey Chabert

I happened to Google "Lacey Chabert" and "Christmas" to see how many Hallmark Christmas movies she's in, and holy shit, I had no idea she was in at least TWELVE.

Jesus, Lacey, slow your roll. Leave some of the Christmas movies for other...

... What the hell? There's more?! How can you...

...OKAY, OKAY! You win, Lacey Chabert! You're the new Queen of Christmas. JEEZ.