A Familiar Face Pops Up Again

A FB ad features Doink The Clown Wrester, a name I haven't posted about here since the early 2000s.

Something I Noticed On YouTube

Served up to me on the algorithm after watching a video by Djo:

Geez. Does every cast member of "Stranger Things" have a record deal? What an incredibly talented group of people. Where's Dustin's dance video for "The Neverending Story"?

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes...

Pictured below: A banner for Secret Body Spray: 

Pits, Underboobs, Privates, Feet.

Coincidentally, these four areas are where inmates in women's prisons are searched for weapons.

These could also be the nicknames of four female mafia enforcers.

Sofia "Pits" Scapelli

Lucia "Underboobs" Russo

Viola "Privates" Barbieri

Ginevra "Feet" De Luca

The ProofrEADJer: Early September Edition

UAG

Episode Summaries For This Week's Chicago ____________

Another week, another dump of public servant procedural programming by NBC. Here are the latest goings on of the fictional firemen, doctors and cops who proudly serve a real city:

Chicago Fire

Season 12, Episode 5: "Thus Spake SaraThrusta"

Captain Emberg loses his lower dentures while horsing around with Joey. Ladder 82 fights an out of control inferno affecting multiple buildings on Lake Shore Drive with the help of a truckload of Kool Aid Jammers. Sara's OnlyFans page is discovered, right before her performance review with the fire chief.

Chicago Med

Season 10, Episode 12: "The More You Know"

Dr. Carnegie and Wilhelm make a gentleman's agreement about the urinals. The Intensive Care night staff have a potluck. Nurse Hadley lets a patient die to make a point.

Chicago P.D.

Season 43, Episode 2: "Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha, and Miranda Rights"

Wilson, Dupri, and Sanchez escalate their circle game. A citywide ring of shoplifters is left alone after all the seized clothes they found were the wrong size. Tybalt shows his dong to the only witness to a murder.

A Bad Visual For a Bad Ad

Pictured below: a web banner for Banatrol (?!?!) where apparently a woman likes to sniff her fingers after having chronic diarrhea.

“Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and then I smell them like this!” - Mary Catherine Gallagher, SNL