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All The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every so often, Netflix renews or cancels shows or movies based on studio bribes viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• Small Wonder: The CG Reboot

• How Sausage Is Made: The Musical

• North Korea Pranks

• One and a Half Men and a Cocaine Fiend

• Jamie Oliver Cries Looking at a McRib

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Here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• Dexter's Meth Laboratory

• John Leguizamo Tries To Be Quiet for 5 Minutes

• Battle of the Smashmouth Cover Bands

• I Hate You, starring Katherine Heigl

• Steven Seagal Runs/Eats a Golden Corral

Time To Say Goodbye To Stuff Again. *Sigh*

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

UAG

Some of the AMC Stubs Perks Being Discontinued

Unfortunately, sometimes AMC is forced to end some of the benefits and rewards in its ever growing program. Here are a few of the perks that will no longer be offered to members:

• No more foam parties in the projection room

• The health department has forced the end of Butthole Nachos

• No Friday Film Fireworks 

• Spicy oatmeal with cigarette butts will only be sold in matinees

• No more racism warnings from our loud Chinese mascot

• From now on, our free backrubs will be unenthusiastic

• No more ticket refunds unless you really, really, really didn't like the movie

This Week In Chicago Whatever

 The following are episode synopses for this week:

Chicago P.D.

Forensic analyst Barrows loses his favorite pen in one of the bodies. Hockney comes back from City Hall to gloat about how easy the job of bailiff is. Chief Wilson is outraged that someone booted his car as a prank.

Chicago Med

Chief Surgeon Manacle explains his fear of ferrets. Manuel and Diandra do it in the supply closet, contaminating all of the latex gloves. A patient explodes into millions of spiders.

Chicago Fire

Everyone goes to Mr. Beef for lunch and has a great time. (special 2 hour episode)

The Grammys!

This Friday, CBS presents the 408th Annual Grammys, celebrating the best in music for 2023-2024. 

featuring performances by:

Hogsweat

Spumani Pedi

Tweeparty

G9RV8

Craigslist Meetup '94

Bruh

Izzy Dedd and Lil' Thyroid

Hoo Gotcha (ft. SPAMenoid)