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Stacked Highchairs Were Scared

Stacked Highchairs were scared.

Screen Door was also frightened.

Tour Bus laughed at their cowardice.

Chocolate Chips on Whipped Cream felt empathy for them.

Janitor Mop Bucket just wanted to get out of there.

Spotted Recently

That poor third kid.

Coming "Soon" To the EADJ Crappinema: "Modesty Blaise" Starring Monica Vitti and Terence Stamp (1966)

"A spy spoof in the 60s tradition featuring the comic book heroine Modesty Blaise set in the Italian Mediterranean." So decades before Austin Powers, they were already taking the piss out of James Bond.

And from 1966, this will be the oldest film ever reviewed on the ol' Crappinema. Look for the entry in the next three years!

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of October 9

Twitter is the tool of tools. The mouthpiece of morons. The megaphone of ultra-douches. But even the tooliest douches refuse to use the following hashtags. So go ahead and emblazon your dumb tweets with them yourself, you bottom-feeder:

#gazellepussy

#abstinencefetish

#MarioKartfairness

#PuncturedLungIdol

#knittedcrackpipecozy

#TedCruzinalobsterbib

#KochBrotherscrowdfunding

#PantsOnTheGrounddubstepremix

#HarveyWeinsteinteambuildingexercise

The ProofrEADJer: Miss March Edition