An IM Convo

Farting On Susan's Facebook Wall

So I'm Facebook friends with this girl Susan M. I don't really know her all that well except that we worked together in Chicago a few years ago, but I friended her because I'm not very discriminating and think hundreds of Facebook friends will magically validate me somehow.

Anyhoo, I finally got around to reading her profile page, and it turns out she's fans of Starbucks, J. Crew, Zipcar, Walgreen's, Oprah, Gossip Girl, and Groupon Chicago. Wow, imagine that!

So to make her website more interesting, I posted on her wall:


And I soon got a response on my wall;


I thought over time she'd remove the "fart" from her wall, but after a good 24 hours, it was still there. So I left another, thinking she'll definitely take it down, then:


It's been a good weekend since I posted that second fart, with no response or action, so I felt it important to post the screenshot of the first fart on her wall on her wall:


She'll definitely take it down now, right? Or at least unfriend me. Stay tuned to EADJ as this important story develops.

CUBBY HOLE!!!!!!

So the previous owner of our house in Jersey left all sorts of bullshit before vacating, like pelican-shaped planters and BOWLING BALLS in the garden. Makes me wonder why he left in such a hurry. I mean, we got free rakes and a wet/dry vac out of it, but I'm also wondering if that guy was on the lam.


So in one of the bedrooms, I opened a storage space above a closet for the first time. And lo and behold, it had a bunch of junk left in it.









I guess most interesting was the two old 35mm cameras the owner left. They're decent but not expensive-looking in the least.


One of the cameras still had FILM left in it. Holy fucking shit, we are DEVELOPING this bad boy!