Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every so often, Netflix renews or cancels shows and movies based on an algorithm viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out of This Podcast!

• What We Do In the Shadows Is None of Your Business

• Blue Brother (Blue Bloods meets Big Brother)

• The View: Deathmatch

• Extreme Botched: The Headless

Here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• Joe Rogan Sleeping

• The Bold and the Marginally Attractive

• America's Got Talent: Unamerican Edition

• Pawn De Replay

• Dahmer: Open To Dating Again

Dick Happens.

Jamba Juice announced a new dick smoothie for people like Joel. Well, just for Joel. The press packet (***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE***) announced "Jamba Juice's all new Dick Mixes contain all the delicious dick Joel wants without the fat or carbs!" It also read that when you're on the go, and you can't stop for dick, grab a new Dick 2 Go Mixer and take that cock in a cab.

Although they seem pretty damned psyched about all this, keep in mind they were also very excited about selling those meat pocket microwaved thingies. Those things fucking BLOW. Not to get on too much of a Jim Gaffigan rant here or nuthin.

(pictured above, Kate Wilentz writes on a banana for a pitch. Out of frame, Brad Harvey deals with his confused arousal.)