Some Motivational Words of Support From the Pool Toy Section of Target

Ride on, Stingray, ride on.

Float, Stingray Baby, float.

🤙

UAG

An Open Letter To Erin Esurance.

Damn girl, you used to be fine.


With your skintight catsuit and grappling hooks and whatnot.


Selling that car, boat, or motorcycle insurance like the fine bitch you are.


Doing flips and shaking what the Good Lord gave ya. Mmm, mm mm.


So why'd you have to go to Melanie Griffith's plastic surgeon? Damn shame, girl. Real damn shame.

Coming Soon to the EADJ Crappinema: My Boys Are Good Boys

As part of a double featured DVD of Ida Lupino movies (????), My Boys Are Good Boys crosses the teenage energy of All The Kind Strangers with the heist/scam action of Shell Game, creating a hybrid Crappinema feature that almost guarantees to take a poop in your mouth.


Or maybe it's just a very subversive title about Ida Lupino's boobs.