We Keep Saying Goodbye To Things That Need Saying Goodbye To

 

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Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract updates, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week: 

• Cook, You

• Bike Cops Solving Dumb Murders

• The Real Housewives of "The Real Housewives" Series Producers

• Sean Spicer's Hollywood Squares Desperados

• Sanford & Son: the White, All-Female Reboot

Due to periodic contract negotiations, the following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Game Show: Open This Capri-Sun

• Pimp My Gastrointestinal Tract

• Period Piece Drama With A Camaro In The Background

• Antonio Banderas Pronounces Different Types of Vegetable Names

• Golden Girls: The Black, All-Male Reboot

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain How This EADJ Segment Is Different From Vince's "Uncle Roberto" Segment

"Well, that's a very... *gah* good question. Uh, ouch... At first gla... *chokes*... glance, it does appear that both... guh... segments are 'how to' or advice columns that... *AGGH* ouchouchouchouchouch... deviate from what they're supposed to say for comedic effe... *ack* WAIT.... WAITAMINUTE... effect. But if you look dee... *gag*... if you look dee... *passes out, slips into coma*

UAG