Today I Try To Remember The Lyrics To Tag Team's "Whoomp! (There It Is)"

 As a mental exercise, I tried to write down from memory the lyrics to "Whoomp! (There It Is)" by Tag Team, released in 1993.

This is the best I could do:

Tag Team back again / Get the new Retsin, let’s begin

Party people in the house gonna make some noise / Gonna turn it all out, all you girls and boys

Gonna make you all dance, gonna make you all move / Gonna do it when the record hits into the groove

Then when it’s time and it starts to get busy

Whoomp, there it is

(Chorus)

Upside down and inside out / Gonna show you party people what it’s all about

Inside and and upside down / gonna bring the party to everyone in town 

Gonna do this old school / Cuz I’m an old fool, who’s so cool

And just when it’s time to get busy

Whoomp, there it is

(Chorus)

Here, you can check how well I did here:

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