The Newest Perks of an AMC Stubs Membership

Moviegoers will rejoice when they see that AMC has bolstered their already popular Stubs Rewards program with even more benefits. Here are the newest perks you can enjoy by joining today:

• First-time viewings of movies that will be released on streaming the next day anyway

• Free salty malt balls, but only if you don't like malt balls

• If an ICE raid occurs at the theatre and you look hispanic, you will be detained for only 24 hours instead of the standard 48

• Frieda, the girl who works our projection booths, has a band. She might ask you to join.

• Automatic refunds for any movie tickets that you didn't realize were for 3D

• Free "Better Man" promotional thong that we had left over from the premiere.

Today I Try To Remember The Lyrics To Tag Team's "Whoomp! (There It Is)"

 As a mental exercise, I tried to write down from memory the lyrics to "Whoomp! (There It Is)" by Tag Team, released in 1993.

This is the best I could do:

Tag Team back again / Get the new Retsin, let’s begin

Party people in the house gonna make some noise / Gonna turn it all out, all you girls and boys

Gonna make you all dance, gonna make you all move / Gonna do it when the record hits into the groove

Then when it’s time and it starts to get busy

Whoomp, there it is

(Chorus)

Upside down and inside out / Gonna show you party people what it’s all about

Inside and and upside down / gonna bring the party to everyone in town 

Gonna do this old school / Cuz I’m an old fool, who’s so cool

And just when it’s time to get busy

Whoomp, there it is

(Chorus)

Here, you can check how well I did here: