Showing posts with label Susan Sontag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Susan Sontag. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Today I Try To Remember The Lyrics To Tag Team's "Whoomp! (There It Is)"

 As a mental exercise, I tried to write down from memory the lyrics to "Whoomp! (There It Is)" by Tag Team, released in 1993.

This is the best I could do:

Tag Team back again / Get the new Retsin, let’s begin

Party people in the house gonna make some noise / Gonna turn it all out, all you girls and boys

Gonna make you all dance, gonna make you all move / Gonna do it when the record hits into the groove

Then when it’s time and it starts to get busy

Whoomp, there it is


(Chorus)


Upside down and inside out / Gonna show you party people what it’s all about

Inside and and upside down / gonna bring the party to everyone in town 

Gonna do this old school / Cuz I’m an old fool, who’s so cool

And just when it’s time to get busy

Whoomp, there it is


(Chorus)


Here, you can check how well I did here:

Thursday, April 23, 2020

EADJ Reaches A Milestone Today


Well, shit. Here are the tags we were going to use in the near future, which we can't now:

Gelatinous cube
Gesticulations
Marty Stuart
Let’s Active
Joists
Buju Banton

Thursday, August 29, 2019

Here Are Your Timesheets For August 29, 2019



Howdy all! Shep the window washer here. Jus' wanted to let you all know that my crew and I will be servicing all windows on the east side today, so don't get upset if we block the sunrise! That's a joke!

Anyhoo,  your CEO had asked me to remind y'all to fill out your timesheets by end of day TODAY, otherwise your company won't be able to pay you or their bills and soon I'll be peering in on a whole different set of employees! That's also a joke!

Anyways, enough horsing around. Here are the job numbers for you good people:

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44928: Making lemonade back into lemons

02124: Snitching on Shanekwa

56640: Slipping that handsome TSA agent a love note

31318: FaceTiming with the Lord

93200: Explaining to someone that you can't type "Flavortown" into the GPS

33818: Finding tights to match your sexy Foghorn Legcorn costume

59153: Getting wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night

00382: Falling asleep in the Lincoln Memorial's lap

68385: Cursing loudly at the Hallmark Store

94661: Trying to pick out Peter Cetera in old Chicago footage

75774: Checkmating Chewbacca; getting arms torn off