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Let's Say Goodbye To All The Things Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

20 More Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande

The three previous entries of this subject covered quite a lot of ground when it comes to things that are more adorable than Ariana Grande, who by all impressions seems to think she's the baby bee's knees wrapped up in baby cat's pajamas with big manga eyes. Well, we're here to call bullshit on Ariana's claim and to present 20 way cuter alternatives:

1. Pandas dressed up as Teletubbies

2. Baby chicks wearing those little football helmets you used to get from gumball machines

3. The word "snafu"

4. Puppies with hiccups

5. Any cartoon bunny dressed up like a gangster

6. Children cosplaying as Jawas

7. Making a hamster eat at one of those tiny white pizza tables

8. Roly polys

9. Miss Piggy's aggressive courting style

10. A toddler trying to work a keg

11. European police sirens

12. Erotic hand shadow puppets

13. Gingham

14. People who stretch out their suspenders when thinking

15. The last Brussels sprout on your plate

16. Non-personalized license plates that still spell words like "HMM" or "YAH"
17. Calling a gunnery sergeant "gunny"
18. Miniature sombreros
19. Kittens sleeping in a Hulk Hand
20. That tiny puff of smoke when Wile E. Coyote hits the distant ground after falling

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Google Plus Does It Again

What the shit is this? I imagine Google+ has some sort of image scanning algorithm that finds multiple copies of the same photos and then animates them into a bizarro gif like you see below.

Kinda jazzy, really. I'd rather watch this for 2 hours than that movie again.

An Imagined Conversation

The following is a continuation of a previous imagined conversation:

"Mike, I'm scared. I'm trying to walk to you, but I think I"m going in circles!"

"Where are you now, Sandy?"

"I'm at the Party Center."

"Well, shit, now I'm at the Snack Station. How did I not pass you?"

"There must be multiple ways to get there, Mike."

"Are you still there at the Party Center? I think I see it now."

"No, I'm now at the Battery Center."

"Battery Center?! Where the hell is that?! I'm now at the Video Center. Who knows how far those two are from each other. Jesus. Should we meet back at the Snack Station, or do you want to come to me?"

"I'm so tired, Mike. I think I might lie down and sleep for a while."

"NO, SANDY! IF YOU SLEEP, YOU DIE!!!!! SAAAAAAANDY!!!"

EADJ Retail Hell: 2 For the Price of 1

At long last, the Mustafar Panning Droid has been realized as an action figure, thus scraping the very last bottom of the Star Wars Universe barrel for cash.


Two Ways To Watch. What they don't mention is the much-preferred Option 3, which is to just watch IV, V, & VI and then take a nap.