An Entry That Will Make You Uncomfortable

Spotted on the cover of the New Jersey DMV's "Safe Driving, A Parent's Guide To Teaching Teens," a pretty girl behind the wheel.


No, wait. That's a DUDE. You were momentarily distracted by his girlish features, weren't you? You thought those gentle features, plucked eyebrows, eyeliner(!), and glossed lips belonged to a girl, but you were WRONG!



THAT. IS. A. DUDE. And you were caught ogling a dude. A teen dude learning to drive. With perfect teeth. And an impressive complexion. See how uncomfortable that makes you? Just soak in the awkward androgyny now. Ahhhhh.

It probably doesn't help matters that this dude also resembles hardcore pornstar Taylor Rain, who does some pretty unspeakable things on camera. Go ahead. Click on that link. And turn off Google's SafeSearch. And how in the hell did you know who Taylor Rain was? Fucking PERVERT!


That is a dude, right?

EADJ Retail Hell: 2 For the Price of 1

At long last, the Mustafar Panning Droid has been realized as an action figure, thus scraping the very last bottom of the Star Wars Universe barrel for cash.


Two Ways To Watch. What they don't mention is the much-preferred Option 3, which is to just watch IV, V, & VI and then take a nap.

That Ain't Right.

(pictured above, something is seriously amiss about this activity book— click to enlarge)