An Ongoing Conversation Between Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza and McDonald's McRib

The following series of interviews was produced by the same makers of Variety's Actors On Actors segment, but instead of actors, this covers a conversation between two fast food items that give you diarrhea:

MP: Hello, McRib. It's good to see you.

MR: Thanks for having me.

MP: Actually, I'm not hosting. I'm just here to interview and be interviewed by you. I've never even seen this place before.

MR: Oh okay. LOL

MP: So let's clear the air, first. We are not rivals, are we?

MR: No, not at all. We don't have a beef. I mean, you have beef. I'm pork. Ish...

MP: I love how self deprecating you are. I've recently made a comeback to join the Taco Bell menu full time, yet you still make occasional appearances. When can we expect to see you again?

MR: I'm not at liberty to say. But people are still welcome to check the McRib Locator site.

MP: Cool. Do you miss being on the permanent menu, after being removed in 1985?

MR: That's not really a fair question. You were removed in May 2022, remember?

MP: Yes, but that was because I was selling out.

MR: I see. Whatever

----------WATCH FOR PART 2 OF THIS SERIES COMING SOON----------

So You Want To Get Into ________________

Hello, welcome to geekdom! I see you're interested in getting into a geeky franchise. How about Lord of the Rings? 

Yeah, looks a little daunting with four main books turned into six extended movies plus the extra Tolkien books and the new Amazon TV show. How about Star Wars, then?

Oh jeez. That's even more challenging, with like at least 10 feature films and multiple seasons of TV shows and a full-on library of both Canon and what's called "Legends" books. Say, how about Marvel?

Oh right. With a lifetime of comic books and over 69 hours of movies to watch (not even counting the multiple Disney+, ABC and Netflix shows), you'll never catch up. 

Say, how about just reading Ziggy comic strips, then?

Saying Goodbye To A Bunch of Shit While We Say Goodbye to February

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This milk is good until insurrection.

Six Upcoming Hollywood Movies Based On a NJ Diner Breakfast Menu

The major Hollywood studios have been out of movie ideas for years. Recently, however, they've gotten desperate enough to raid the breakfast menu to develop new feature films. Here are their upcoming cinematic offerings:

"Scrambled" starring Jason Bateman and Sarah Silverman

Bateman plays a billionaire tech entrepreneur who gets amnesia after bumping his head and is convinced by a con artist (Silverman) that he's giving her all his money. Also starring Rashida Jones as the orphanage manager.

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"Over Easy" starring John David Washington, Barry Keoghan and Letitia Wright

A hardboiled crime drama involving a failed heist, forty corrupt cops and a conspiracy to kill the mayor. Directed by the Russo Brothers.

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"Over Medium" starring Issa Rae, Jon Heder and Jack Black

Two supernatural skeptics (Seder & Black) confront what they think is a fake medium (Rae) but discover her powers are very, very real. Also starring Nate Fielding as a clueless reporter.

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"Over Hard" starring Alexis Texas, Riley Reid, Stormy Daniels and Lana Rhoades

No specific details about this film other than it's being filmed in the San Fernando Valley.

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"Cage-Free Egg Whites" not starring Nicolas Cage

Despite he and his representatives' persistent efforts, Nicolas Cage is NOT starring in this indie film about egg whites. Director Sam Mendes and cinematographer Roger Deakins are attached, further frustrating Cage.

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That poor third kid.