Showing posts with label Megachurches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Megachurches. Show all posts

Friday, January 7, 2022

Meanwhile, At the Gaslight Restaurant...


"What are your specials today?"

"We have an ahi tuna poke with red onions, peppers, cucumbers and cilantro tossed in a Hawaiian poke sauce, and we also have a smoked gouda, cheddar jack, and cavatappi pasta with breadcrumb topping and parsley, topped with braised chicken with endive."

"That sounds good."

"Which one?"

"The steak."

"I didn't mention steak. That's not one of our specials."

"You said filet of ribeye Wagyu steak for $5. I ordered mine rare."

"Huh? I never..."

"OFF YOU GO! Thanks so much! We're ready for our drinks, too."



Friday, February 15, 2019

Ice Water Was Mad.


Ice Water was mad.


Vicks Humidifier yawned.


Mustachioed Folding Chairs tried to smile.


Blue Crate tried to hide from it all.


Tree Bag Snail looked nervous.


Refrigerator looked shocked.


Sconce and Vent avoided eye contact.


Evil Amazon Box cackled evilly.


Bearded Backpack was baffled.


Overlook Medical Center asked for a little off the top.


Hidden Play Rug Skull waited for his moment.


Three gentlemen on the roof drank from straws.


Quarter King looked sad about it all.


And the House That Looked Like Cathy just said "Ack!"