The major Hollywood studios have been out of movie ideas for years. Recently, however, they've gotten desperate enough to raid the breakfast menu to develop new feature films. Here are their upcoming cinematic offerings:
"Scrambled" starring Jason Bateman and Sarah Silverman
Bateman plays a billionaire tech entrepreneur who gets amnesia after bumping his head and is convinced by a con artist (Silverman) that he's giving her all his money. Also starring Rashida Jones as the orphanage manager.
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"Over Easy" starring John David Washington, Barry Keoghan and Letitia Wright
A hardboiled crime drama involving a failed heist, forty corrupt cops and a conspiracy to kill the mayor. Directed by the Russo Brothers.
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"Over Medium" starring Issa Rae, Jon Heder and Jack Black
Two supernatural skeptics (Seder & Black) confront what they think is a fake medium (Rae) but discover her powers are very, very real. Also starring Nate Fielding as a clueless reporter.
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"Over Hard" starring Alexis Texas, Riley Reid, Stormy Daniels and Lana Rhoades
No specific details about this film other than it's being filmed in the San Fernando Valley.
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"Cage-Free Egg Whites" not starring Nicolas Cage
Despite he and his representatives' persistent efforts, Nicolas Cage is NOT starring in this indie film about egg whites. Director Sam Mendes and cinematographer Roger Deakins are attached, further frustrating Cage.
