Opening Soon: The EADJ Gerund Film Festival!

EADJ is announcing the EADJ Gerund Film Festival (sponsored by ING), a thrilling and exciting new happening featuring films that are either currently running or are playing on Netflix. Here are the current offerings:

The event will be starting August 13 and running until August 15. After the first screening, there will be another showing and back to-back signings with Eli Manning, Sybil Danning, Dakota Fanning, and Annette Bening. Those hoping for another helping are being invited to participating in the "Taking" Gerund Film Mini-Film Festival, featuring:

Okay, some of these weren't strictly gerunds. Fuck it.

Click here for more information.

How To Write A Completely Non-Endorsing LinkedIn Recommendation

1) Use vague language to describe the person's job instead of the quality of their work.

2) Focus on how nice they are as a person, not at the quality of their work.

3) Write more about YOURSELF, instead of the quality of their work.

4) Use accurate but verbose language to describe the quality of their work.

5) Sound like an idiot, so that any recommendation you write actually backfires.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Who farted? No seriously, who farted?

Apparently anthropomorphic sharks don't know shit about proper firearm grip.

Common cannot believe you haven't watched the critically acclaimed AMC series "Hell On Wheels" yet. It's already into its fourth season and has been nominated for an Emmy and a Saturn Award. For shame. What's wrong with you?!

This is both confusing and boring. Were they coming up with album cover ideas in an office break room?

"Come with me if you want to listen to shitty dirty south trappin'."

"Hmm. I know I left my super-conductive black horse around here somewhere…"

HIP HOP AWFULNESS UPDATE:

Good news. Meyhem Lauren, we finally found you A CHAIR!

ENJOY!

EADJ Entertainment News Exclusive: Robin Thicke

It's probably no secret now that R&B singer Robin Thicke has parted ways with his wife Paula Patton and has VERY PUBLICLY apologized to her in the form of a concept album entitled "Paula."

With his head bowed in penance on the album cover, and with song titles like "Get Her Back," "Still Madly Crazy," "Love Can Grow Back," and "Jesus Christ, Woman, How Many Times (Do I Have To Apologize)?" Robin Thicke bares his soul and actually gets some pretty good material out of his situation.

One can only wonder what kind of material Thicke would have worked with if they hadn't split…

Here's the latest song off the album, "Get Her Back:"

UAG

U.S. Soccer® Scarves⁵?!

Okay, McDonald's. Let's talk about U.S. Soccer® Scarves⁵.

Number one, if this is all part of the World Cup® promotional thing, that shit is over for the U.S., you know. Reminding us of the World Cup® is just painful³.

Number two, the World Cup® is held in Rio De Janeiro in BRAZIL. Who needs friggin' scarves⁵ there?

Number three, why am I slumming in McDonald's® again?

Number four, what is so shitty about the Fan Pack⁶ that it gets listed sixth⁶?

Number five, Double Quarter Pounder™ With Cheese, $2.99 plus tax†

Number six, since when do soccer and scarves go together?

Edit: Well, shit. Apparently it is a thing:

Number seven, the only Americans who wear scarves are Dr. Who and Harry Potter. Wait, what?