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Another Facebook Ad

Apparently, Brooklinen customers would pay $35 to have their room smell like sweaty, clandestine 70s sex in a camper van.

Stanchion Support Was Scared

Stanchion Support was scared.

Cyclops Pillow had no sympathy.

RV Cover was FURIOUS about it.

Trash Bins were totally going to gossip about this later.

Latex Glove in TSA Bin said, Rock on.

Meanwhile, Waffle Ball Ultron awaited his revenge.

This Week in Chicago Whatever

The following are synopses for this week's episodes:

Chicago P.D.

Furillo calls for a gang summit to make peace for the president's visit; Hill and Renko meet for the first time since the shooting.

Chicago Med

While coping with a fussy new administrator, Dr Westphall investigates suspicious deaths in Ward Five, Martin shocks Fiscus by breaking off their affair, and Cavanero has to deal with a very hostile nurse.

Chicago Fire

A canyon fire threatens the residents of a housing development and keeps the paramedics on round-the-clock duty; guest Tony Dow.

NOTE: The episode summaries above were actually real synopses for Hill Street Blues, St. Elsewhere and Emergency. PSYCHE!

Unexpected King of Queens

Spotted at a toy store:

FYI

Pictured below, the entirety of the salad bar at Chuck E. Cheese:

Hey! We're Gonna Say Goodbye To More Stuff Marketers Want You To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!