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Some More Available (But Terrible) Porn Star Names

Porn is a booming business. And you, a young runaway with dreams of making it big in L.A., have found that you could be a big, rich porn star if only you had the right name. We at EADJ have some available names for you, but they're not the best in the world. But they're not taken. So go for it:

Him

Ponda Jerry 

Juan D'Erection

Joe Thighs, Man

Large Hardon Collider

Sperm-man Helmsley

Brook Kakke

Her

Wanda Takeabreakfromallthisfucking

Lily Putian (for a little person)

Quinoa Kale

Nondesirée

Koo D’etat

Lisa Honda-Today

Deb Bigbangtheory

Quick To The Point / To The Point No Fakin' / Cookin' MCs Like A Pound of Pathmark