Stanchion Support Was Scared

Stanchion Support was scared.

Cyclops Pillow had no sympathy.

RV Cover was FURIOUS about it.

Trash Bins were totally going to gossip about this later.

Latex Glove in TSA Bin said, Rock on.

Meanwhile, Waffle Ball Ultron awaited his revenge.

Feature Film Ideas Based On Items On The Side of a Cheesecake Box

The eight major film studios are struggling to find new original content to compete with the Netflix juggernaut. Having mined almost every intellectual property already, they have now turned to the next logical step: the side of a cheesecake box in my fridge. Here now are the greenlit projects currently in development:

"Blackout" starring Terrence Howard, Emil Hirsch and Viola Davis. A citywide power outage heightens racial tensions during a protest. Directed by Spike Lee unless he says he already did this.

"Fudge Rum" starring Donald Glover, Rashida Jones and Jane Lynch. This tongue-in-cheek pirate adventure stars two competing pirate clans who discover identical treasure maps at a government official's funeral. Also starring Paul Rudd as Dawonga the Smuggler.

"German" directed by Werner Herzog. German actors Daniel Brühl, Christoph Waltz, Michael Fassbender, Diane Kruger, Gitta Schweighöfer and Franka Potente share a bratwurst and some steins of beer whilst talking about Klaus Kinski and "laughing" about German subjects of their choosing. Very talky.

"OUTRAGE" starring Aaron Paul, Julia Garner, and Jaime Pressley. A white trash couple goes on a robbin' spree in the nearby richie town and gets chased by every state trooper and fed that gets wind of their antics. Starring John C. Reilly as the Governor and Jaime Pressley as his rebellious daughter Kee.

"Truffle" featuring the voices of Horatio Sanz, Jeri Ryan, Michael Ealy, and Stormy Daniels. This DreamWorks animated film follows a sad truffle pig (Sanz) who discovers a magical hallucinogenic truffle that transports him the fuck to some fantastic new bullshit world or whatever. Songs by AJR and score by Danny Elfman.

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This Week's Least Used Hashtags

Do you use Twitter, or "tweet?" Do you use "hashtags" to "tag" your "posts?" Well, here are some really unpopular ones you can use to make your "followers" stop following you.

#veganvaping

#nads&spanx

#krogerupskirts

#marcorubio20120

#pterodactylsemenmojitos

#yourskipolemyasslet'sdothis

#suckingbriandennehy'smoles

#onhotdaysitsmellsliketunasalad

#staceydashcommencementspeech

#afetishforsmarryingthefirstwomanImeet

#spreadmywingsandtakeashitonyourcar

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of August 10

The following hashtags were so unpopular, they made whoever used them lose 99% of their followers and gave them irritable bowel syndrome. Feel free to use these in your own Twittersphere communiques:

#robinthicketix

#comicsansresume

#gangrapebloopers

#hospicekarateclub

#supersoakerfullofbile

#biscuitwarmingbuttcheeks

#weirdthingbetweenmytesticles

#enjoyingFullHouseunironically

#irritablebowelsyndromehereicome