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Spotted at a toy store:

Some Drawbacks From Headphones That Instantly Turn Into Speakers

Headphones that instantly turn into speakers sounds like a pretty neat idea at first glance. However, here are a few possible drawbacks from using this innovative product:

• Sudden excruciating ear pain

• PERMANENT HEARING LOSS

• Unexpectedly revealing to everyone around you that you listen to Three Doors Down

• I SAID, PERMANENT HEARING LOSS

• Unimpressed friends

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