Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

Every so often, HBO Max renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to HBO Max this month:

• The Stand-Up Comedy Stylings of George Will

• Food Network's Au Revoir, Appetite!

• Marie Kondo's Sparking Joy... After Dark

• Reno 9/11

• Jake Gyllenhaal Dials Up Old Girlfriends

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Here are the shows and movies that HBO Max is removing from their lineup this month:

• Ice Trucker Moms

• Rachael Ray Putters Around Her Dirty Garage

• C-SPAN Presents: Janitors Cleaning the House Chamber

• Nia Peeple's Court

• PBS Booty Hoes

Fringe Backdrop

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Ellen's Garden Restoration: Micromanage and yell at all of your employees but be sure to appear friendly and charming whenever the TV cameras come on. BOSS LEVEL: interview and confront Dakota Johnson!

 

All the Movies and Shows Named After Apples in Stop 'N Shop

 

In our spare time, we like to peruse the produce at Stop 'n Shop. When we got to the apples, there was this lovely and sorta helpful sign that showed the names of apples and their place on the sweet/tart continuum.

This got us to thinking, which TV shows and movies have already used some of these apple names?

Here they are, according to our research team:

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Give a Child a Fade

Parents are learning that cutting their children's hair can save a lot of time and money. Here's a quick guide on how to give your kid an awesome fade:

1) Get your clippers and attach the desired guard. 1 is the shortest and 5 is for longer hair.

2) Run the clipper along the child’s head, starting at the back. Make sure to keep your strokes slow and smooth. 

3) Use a longer guard length to give your child a fade. Start from the nape of the neck, bringing the clipper up towards the bottom of the crown. As you do, bring the clipper towards you in an arc to blend the different lengths together.

4) Brush off your kid and send them to the shower!

And speaking of showers, I once had a bridal party totally wreck my limo with confetti and glitter. Took me a week to vacuum out completely. ASK FIRST, LADIES!

UAG

A Few More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"What wacky randomness! I've stumbled into Fiji from this door and ended up in war-torn Serbia in that one!"

"Hey kid, just because your dad is a world famous actor and has a producer credit on this movie doesn't mean you can't put in the work."

"You want to fight me? Bringeth it on!"

"Let us doeth this!"

"If you boys want to survive, you're going to have to do as I say. You, track down the hunter who's following us and murder him, and you, go get me a deep dish pizza. Got it?"

"Is it payday yet?"

"No."

"DAMMIT! I hate March!"