Monday, June 20, 2022

Yummy.

I think this is a recipe directed at guys who want to brag that they tossed Jennifer Aniston's salad.

Friday, June 17, 2022


Maybe the leg warmers just fell over time.


Shopping for a new hat often involves wearing a hat you don't particularly care about.
The rest of the ensemble is *chef's kiss*.


I'm guessing two roommates in the middle of a slumber party suddenly remembered they needed a popcorn machine, band aids and a 2-Liter of lemonade.

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

A Captcha


A lot of people mistake dogs who are panting with "smiling". You should know that, Captcha people. You have dogs, don't you? Some of these dogs may be desperately hot, and instead you think they're A-OK?

You know what? Maybe I won't be downloading this illegal copy of "Bullet Train" from you after all.

Monday, June 13, 2022

No Thanks, Groove Cruise

Spotted on Facebook:  Ad for a cruise that boasts NO VAX REQUIREMENTS!

Number one, ew. Number two, “start spreading” is probably not the phrase to be using here.

Friday, June 10, 2022

Let's Use Excessive IG Filters On The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Mig via text:

"This rapping DJ looks like she hangs out at Jabba's palace."