A Captcha

A lot of people mistake dogs who are panting with "smiling". You should know that, Captcha people. You have dogs, don't you? Some of these dogs may be desperately hot, and instead you think they're A-OK?

You know what? Maybe I won't be downloading this illegal copy of "Bullet Train" from you after all.

Soundtrack Review

The thing that's so wonderful about the motion picture score of the midlife relationship dramedy "Last Chance Harvey" is that it helps move the story along without stepping on the subtle performance of the cast.

Light and breezy, the compositions are short piano progressions with a layer of strings that creates an expressive yet playful background to Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson's excellent work.

Possibly the most remarkable fact about this score is that it's a first time score for former UK band Tinkersticks founder Dickon Hinchliffe who blends...Whoa. Ha ha ha ha. Is that really his name? Seriously? You're kidding, right? That's really his name? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Oh Jesus. Oh, my sides. Hurts. Hah ha ha ha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahaha. Dickon Hinchliffe. Hhahahhahahahahaa. Ha ha hahahahaha! Oh, God. Where's my water.