No Thanks, Groove Cruise

Spotted on Facebook:  Ad for a cruise that boasts NO VAX REQUIREMENTS!

Number one, ew. Number two, “start spreading” is probably not the phrase to be using here.

The ProofrEADJer: April Edition

Some More Perks of the Whole AMC Stubs Thingamajiggy

Have you gotten your AMC Stubs Rewards card yet? No? Well, now's a good time, because AMC has partnered with some great sponsors to bring you even more benefits when you go the movies as a Stubs member! Here are the latest new perks:

• Free dung for your dung beetles at home

• Sly look of "yeah, he's in the In Crowd" from our knowing staff

• Racism will be over

• If you manage to sit through the latest "Fast and Furious" movie, we'll let you write the next one.

• Free game of bowling at any AMC Bowling Lanes (there are no AMC Bowling Lanes. Psych!)

• We'll let you have unprotected sex with Barry. He's a freak like that.

• Free large soda refill that makes you go pee so you miss more of the movie

• Free customizable seat armrests. Put your elbow on Elsa!

• Free Spanish conquistador helmet. Not sure how we got these but there are a lot of them.