Monday, July 11, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Off-Brand TP Roundup: Mini Dingleberry Entry
Brand: Monogram Embossed Bathroom Tissue
Label: Generic yellow stripe to tell the ladies to wipe their pee with it
Feels Like: Wearing a thong made of heated rope
Brand: Cormatic 2-Ply White Bath Tissue
Label: Reassuring script initial cap
Feels Like: Waterboarding your anus
Brand: Vantage RDA
Label: Rectangle-over-starburst-over-circle label; mysterious "RDA" acronym
Feels Like: Raspily Dabs Asshole
Brand: Quill.com Bath Tissue
Label: Odd choice.com of using a working URL in the actual product name.com; Feather in the Q
Feels Like: Wiping.com your ass.net with an actual feather.org
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
"Lean Somewhere Else, Jagoff."
Pictured above, J'Net attempts to pay for a parking space around some dude who's cold cold lampin'.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
A Quick Reminder From the Transportation Security Administration
Never, ever leave your cheese puffs unattended at an airport.
Monday, July 4, 2011
Success!
A previous attempt to use these fantastic letterpressed cards with "NICE PARKING JACKASS" on them was unsuccessful, as we dumbly put the card on the offending car while still leaving our card adjacent. Bad idea jeans. This time, however, we were sure to leave the calling card right before peeling out.
Check out this tan car that parked way over the line into our spot at the parking lot at Pathmark. We could barely get out of our car, much less pull the baby car seat out from that side.
So we patiently exited the other side, did our grocery shopping, then came back, relieved to see the moron's car still there. It was then that we left the card for them to discover and learn the error of their ways. Huzzah!
Friday, July 1, 2011
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