Newest Guests Added to VidCon 2025 in Savannah, Georgia

VidCon is back and with it a slew of influencers, podcasters and online personalities, all eager to meet and greet their followers. Here are the latest guests added to the live event:

• Conte crayon master SMEARNOFF will create a live portrait of actress Jennifer Lawrence, who will not be attending

• Jack Dorsey launches a rebooted version of Vine, will speak for 8 seconds

• The guy who animates Cocomelon content will speak about his close relationship with Satan

• Former fiancees and influencers Catherine Wilkes-Haggarty and Gumble Ranceforth Distinguish will reunite briefly for a shared branded content video before never speaking to each other again

• That French chef that makes everything out of chocolate will carve a bust of every single attendee to VidCon. You laugh, but that motherfucker can do it.

The EADJ Facebook Defriender

Previous EADJ Defriender entries here.

I have a pretty high tolerance for people in real life, but on Facebook I do not suffer fools gladly. And I sure as hell don't suffer MAGA fools at all. That's why when R____ posted a response agreeing with this shitty, oversimplifying political meme, I had to cut the tether with her.

I mean, I could've tried to explain to her that gas prices were more connected to the DarkSide ransomware attack on the Colonial Pipeline that caused shortages of gasoline and panic buying on the East Coast of the U.S. or triggered by the lack of tank truck drivers to deliver the fuel, plus panic buying by travelers topping off their tanks, but have you ever debated a Trump supporter? Fuck that. Bye, R____.

R_____, your guy lost and is hopefully headed to jail! You'll miss him for sure, then. I won't miss either of youse.