EADJ Fashion Round-up: Picking Up Kids From School Edition

 This is the culmination of what four years of working from home looks like:

Seventies hanging thread art chic:

The effort to put on actual shoes vs. Crocs is admirable here:

This ensemble spotted in a line at Six Flags. Matchy matchy:

This ensemble spotted in front of elementary school. Matchy matchy:

And not so much clothes but hair here. I'm fascinated by this dude's SHAVEN PART:

"Why don't people dress up to fly anymore," you ask? Because the service is like a city bus terminal and you just want to be comfortable during the whole miserable experience?

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

Periodically, HBO Max renews or cancels shows or movies based on market research. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:  

• ACL: The NFL's Favorite Torn Ligament

• Half-Assed Urban Nature Walk

• The Bachelor-To-Be

• The Masked, Bound, and Gagged Singer

• Ocean Cops!

• My Penis In Micronesia

Here are the shows and movies that HBO Max is removing from their lineup this month:

• America's Got Lupus

• AW SHIT: C-SPAN UNCENSORED

• We Watch Snoop Dogg Sleep

• Wheel of Fortune Cookies

• The Book of Zuckuss

Swimming Trunks Was Happy

Swimming Trunks was happy.

Soda Can Top showed off his new afro.

Power Strip was scandalized.

Church Door celebrated both Christmas and dia de los Muertos.

And Crawl Space had a HIDDEN GUEST. TUN TUN TUUUUUUUN!

At Long, Long Last, A New EADJ Crappinema Entry: "Testing The Limits" (NSFW)

Hey remember when we introduced this movie and promised to have a Crappinema entry posted "soon"? Yeah, that was almost THREE YEARS ago. Good Lord.

Well, we finally finished watching and making snarky remarks about this movie. And there is no way that this will be worth the wait, but here goes. And please remember, this is the first time we've reviewed smut, so careful at work with this:

The following is verbatim dialogue for this scene: 

David: Your skin is like the finest white chocolate. So smooth and flawless. Have I ever told you how adorable this little mole is right here?

Kristin: You did.

David: Well, it is. The way you smell, the way you taste… You overwhelm me.

(CUE TITS)

David: Mmm… Iʼm addicted to your breasts. And these tiny blonde hairs that lead all the way down to that perfect patch of pubic hair?

The following is verbatim dialogue for this scene: 

David: Howdy! Iʼm David.

Mike: Hi. Can I help you?

David: Uh, Iʼm looking for Kristen Glass. I told her I might surprise her this weekend. Sheʼs my… weʼll sheʼs an old friend of mine.

Mike: Um, sheʼs not feeling well. Sheʼs upstairs asleep.

David: Oh.

Glen: Hi. Glen Powell.

David: Hey, Glen. David, old friend of Kristenʼs.

Glen: Ah, Kristen, a great girl. You know, Mike, I think Iʼm finally in love.

David: She didnʼt tell me she was seeing anyone.

Glen: You know, you meet someone, and after one night, you just know youʼre made for each other?

David: Yeah. I know that feeling very well. Iʼm sorry to hear sheʼs not feeling well. Tell her I stopped by, will ya?

Mike: Sure. Gʼbye.

David: Listen, Iʼve been driving for about 10 hours. If i get back in that car, Iʼll be out like a light within a mile. Would you mind if I just rest a little before I head back out?

Glen: No, of course not. Thatʼs fine.

David: Hey, I got all the makings for grilled salmon. Why donʼt I make you lunch?

Glen: Wow, salmon sounds great, man. Iʼm starving!

Mike: That…that… that really isnʼt necessary.

David: No! Itʼll go to waste otherwise. I donʼt mind. I really enjoy it.

Glen: You know, I think the girls would like that, too.

Mike: Iʼm going to be in the garage.

Overall grade: F