With some spare change burning in my pocket, I decided to peruse the services over at Fiverr to see what bullshit I could spend it on. I came across this guy who designs esports logos which look pretty sweet:
I decided to message him a request that could challenge his illustration skills:
Prejudice is a terrible thing. So when I first saw the poster and then the following trailer for the "family friendly" movie "Gooby," I was automatically filled with revulsion and convinced that this story of a friendless kid learning life lessons from an imaginary bear would be a well meaning but shit-awful turd of a movie.
But that's the very definition of prejudice, isn't it? "Pre-judging" something before that something has the opportunity to completely show you how bad it is on its own.
I now hereby withhold all judgement of this hideous, dead-eyed "monster-type" E.T. ripoff until I see it in its entirety. Soon, bitches.
THE FOLLOWING WOMAN HAS MISPLACED HER PASSPORT PHOTO IN MANHATTAN THIS PHOTO IS CRUCIAL TO HER GOING BACK TO INDIA THE PHOTO WAS LOCATED IN THE KIPS BAY MOVIE THEATRE ON JAN 2 2012:09:17:46 GLOBAL TIME AS THE PHOTO WAS FOUND IN THE LOBBY, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHICH MOVIE SHE HAD COME TO SEE WE HAVE NARROWED THE POSSIBLE MOVIES THAT SHE ATTENDED TO THE FOLLOWING:
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE- GHOST PROTOCOL MISSION IMPOSSIBLE- GHOST PROTOCOL (3D) THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN (3D) WE BOUGHT A ZOO WAR HORSE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CHIPWRECKED SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS NEW YEAR'S EVE TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY YOUNG ADULT HUGO (3D) THE DESCENDANTS
ACTUALLY, IN RETROSPECT, THE WOMAN PROBABLY DID NOT GO TO SEE NEW YEAR'S EVE. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT STEAMING TURD
WE MUST LOCATE THIS WOMAN AND RETURN THE PHOTO TO HER SO THAT SHE CAN VISIT HER HOMELAND OF INDIA
WE ARE NOT BEING RACIST IN ASSUMING THAT SHE IS INDIAN, AS SHE CLEARLY IS WEARING THE TRADITIONAL SARI AND VERMILION BINDI ON HER FOREHEAD
SURE, THAT COULD BE ANOTHER COUNTRY OTHER THAN INDIA BUT WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT, REALLY
AND JUDGING FROM THE EXPRESSION ON HER PHOTO, THIS WOMAN IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT GOING BACK TO HER HOMELAND OF INDIA BUT MUST DO SO OUT OF A SENSE OF DUTY TO HER SISTER KADHAPRIYA
BUT SERIOUSLY, NEW YEAR'S EVE. WHO WOULD GO SEE THAT
Editor's Note: Beth Stone wanted to write an EADJ entry and EADJ pretty much blew off the suggestion until she actually sent in a fully-written bit. And she kept hounding us until we agreed to run it, even though we only pretended that we thought it was funny. So here it is. "Enjoy."
"Lost: A Horomonal Perspective"
The reasons for Lost's gravitational pull on viewers have been eagerly debated in the blogosphere. Perhaps it's unraveling the puzzles of how the characters get on, then off, then back on the island. Perhaps it's reveling in the rich basckstories. Perhaps it's rooting for love to prevail, with Des and Penny, Kate and Jack (and Sawyer and Juliet), Jin and Sun. I offer a theory that suggests that Lost is perhaps not all that different from, say, One Tree Hill. In two words: eye candy.
The producers have recognized the need to fulfill the TV watching desires of teenage girls (and ahem, mid-20s women) by feeding us with tantalizing moments of horomonal chocolate. With Sawyer, we eagerly anticipate his next half naked moment, though we also consider writing a kind but forceful letter to the producers with an Ab Master enclosed, suggesting Sawyer work a little harder on his pooch before the next shirtless scene. With Des, we close our eyes to hear the soothing words of "brutha" and "eyeeeeland" in his silky native tongue, and we contemplated licking the screen when he visited Oxford in his sexy scarf and aviators. With Daniel, we dream of a crossover episode with Beauty and Geek, giving him the makeover he so desperately needs to match his outer beauty with his emo-hotness. And the bear cage scene... that's soft core porn done right.
So the next time you watch Lost, let your mind wander, your eyes widen, your tongue hang out ever so slightly, and think about the gift of constant man sweat, bearded scruffiness, and emotional nakedness that JJ Abrams brought to the world. It'll hurt your brain a lot less than trying to figure out what the hell the show is really about.
Brazilian Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima is one of the highest earning models in the industry (worth $6 million according to Forbes) and has seen it all. So naturally, she is rarely impressed by anything. So the quest to impress Adriana continues...
Here's a crazy motorcycle stunt by some young people in Iran:
Adriana saw what you did there, and acknowledges that it is probably a very risky maneuver. Still, with enough free time, anyone could probably pull that off. Adriana has been to the Naqshe Jahan square in Isfahan to admire the 16th Century Iranian architecture. Have you?
Jaime Luis Gómez, better known as Taboo from the rap group Black Eyed Peas, will be starring as the character Vega in the feature film adaptation of the video game "Street Fighter" this summer, also starring Chris Klein, Kristin Kreuk, Michael Clarke Duncan and Neal McDonough.
Well, number one, Black Eyed Peas. And number two, Street Fighter, a second movie adaptation? God, Adriana Lima is so bored. Is there a bottle of mineral water in this suite?
Apple announced in February the release of the new lighter, thinner, 17-inch MacBook Pro, boasting great graphics, a stunning display and a very long battery life, as well as a solid aluminum unibody design.
Adriana sometimes checks her emails from Rodrigo, her stylist from São Paolo. He sends fairly amusing photos of cats with captions. But computers aren't really her thing. Do they make computers that you can wear?
Gisele Bündchen is a Brazilian supermodel and the highest earning model working today, according to Forbes. She has been the face of Christian Dior, Balenciaga, Mervyn's, Dolce & Gabbana, Missoni, Versace, Céline (brand), Givenchy, Bvlgari, Lanvin, Guerlain, Valentino, Ralph Lauren, Earl Jean, Zara, Chloé, Michael Kors, Louis Vuitton and Victoria's Secret, having earned an estimated $33 million in 2007 and $35 million in 2008 alone.
