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Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract changes, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• "Magnum P.I., The Reboot Reboot"

• "A Pinch of Ass"

• "Scurry"

• "Adventures in Botulism"

• "Incarcerated Scarfaces"

• "BULLET! The PowerPoint Documentary"

• "Valley Elderly Lady" starring Moon Unit Zappa

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• "All the Dumb Characters In Sitcoms, Now In One Big Dumb Sitcom"

• "FBI: Potatoes"

• "Magic: The Gathering: The Movie: The Series"

• "Two In the Pink"

• "New Jersey Astronauts: To Infinity and Bayonne!"

• "Realistic Lesbians of Cell Block C"

Apple Box Was Shocked.

Apple Box was shocked.

Side of MacBook was nervous.

Baby Changing Station was scandalized.

Delivery Van Door felt nauseous.

Take A Number Box was nonplussed.

Traffic Lights and Sign wished they were somewhere else.

Train Bracket was Home Alone.

Purse was all :P

And Stairwell just made stupid faces.

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You Know What's Not Clever Anymore?

Power buttons.

Portraits of Power

Pictured below, proof that you have to have facial hair to make it into management at Pathmark. WITHOUT EXCEPTION.

Mission Sorta Accomplished: Project Fountain 5.2