Y'all, Let's Say Goodbye To More Stuff In Advertising!

Cardboard Was Ambivalent.

Cardboard was ambivalent.

Sandwich was more worried.

The high council of elders withheld judgment.

Trash can wasn't hopeful.

Train Platform Pavement made a ruckus.

Fluorescent Swan kept silent.

Pink Sports Bra was outraged.

Weather Map was shiny.

Bathroom Stall Holes didn't know what to say.

Exhaust Tubes also felt shiny.

Trashcan peeked under his bandana and pouted.

Three Chickens clucked.

Light Pole awaited his execution.

An Old Couple I Spotted Sleeping At A Sears In Jersey

Here's why it's totally cool:

• Sears put the comfy recliners there.

• All of the TVs were displaying a relaxing montage of nature with new age music

• They're old

• They're adorable

• They've been busy shopping at the Gap (and Sears, mind you, so they're paying customers)

• They kept their pants on

• Sears doesn't want to cause a PR stir by throwing out an Asian couple

• Sears won't hassle them on their way out the way Best Buy would

• It actually is a good ad for the chairs and TVs at Sears

• MSG makes you sleepy

• They probably did not leave that tissue in the brown chair

• The clerk probably spotted me and didn't want to throw out "my parents."

Choo choo choo choo, Nikki Train, comin' through!

(pictured above, Drunk? Check. Cutter? Check. Abandoned rehab? Check)

Out of Control!

There are a couple of SFVOSP updates in process right now, please stand by.

(pictured above, the ravages of partying and doing drugs have finally taken their toll on a popular actress)